Dating and the seven commandments
Along with the rules, police found a holy image bearing the Mafia initiation ritual. When asked for any information, the answer must be the truth. Money cannot be appropriated if it belongs to others or to other families. People who can't be part of Cosa Nostra are anyone with a close relative in the police, with a two-timing relative in the family, anyone who behaves badly and doesn't hold to moral values. Some of the rules are obvious, such as that absolute silence and secrecy - "omerta" - must be kept at all times.No one likes disrespect- I don’t and I’m sure you (yes, you reading this) does not either.So be respectful, don’t insult them or make them feel stupid or less important.This here is a letter dedicated to all the “newly dated”, you know the newbies in the dating game who don’t know their left from their right let along how to make a relationship work or more importantly- how to not end it.Type 1- the community hoes, you know, the ones that will literally smash anything smashable, this type are dangerous because 9 out of 10 times they catch a nasty STD while on their indiscriminate smashing sprees and most assuredly bring it back home to their faithful partner who will now have to deal with the itching and other nasties associated with STDs even though they were careful.
See there are three major types of stress; financial stress (which comes from dating an account drainer), physical stress (which comes from dating a Thanos that likes to exercise his fist) and the most annoying and confusing- the mental stress.
Do you get the picture And by the way no one has any chill left, you hit them once you go on vacation to the nearest police station or Sars office.